Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...