You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced