Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.