The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...