Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...