Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.