What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
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cross a worm and an elephant
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Turn back your car odometer
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Valentines, Redneck Style
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Murphy said to his daughter
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