Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...