Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...