The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...