tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...