A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...