Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...