Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...