Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...