Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...