The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...