Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Psychological Christmas Songs
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First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...