Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...