A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...