At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...