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Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Selling the Green Suit…
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A Mother’s Dictionary
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Products we could do without!
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When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...