Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...