Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...