Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...