A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...