God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...