Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...