Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...