The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...