Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...