Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...