Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...