Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...