R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...