The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...