If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...