A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...