Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...