Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...