Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...