Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...