What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...