Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...