Looks bad on resume cover letters
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Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...