Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...