Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...