How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...