Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!