A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...